This is NOT a test. The uterus has activated the I AM GOING TO BE A DAD baby alert system. A report has been issued and follows;
readers, tonight the wife and I had a little scare. We decided to call the midwife when she had not felt the baby move In a few hours. They had her drink some juice and eat something. When there was still no progress they told us to come down. We arrived at the hospital right at midnight, tired, scared, and anxious. The amazing staff quickly alleviated our fears. The fluids were fine and her heartbeat was sound. On a whim I decided to ask them to check and see how she was progressing…. Well, as I send this out we are still in the hospital because she was nearly 6cm dilated, 90% effaced with a sac protruding. Needless to say, they were not going to let us go ANYWHERE! I will do my best to update…. But no promises. I do know that with my certifications and such that I am going to be able to assist in a big way!
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END REPORT
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This has been a message from the baby alert system. Please stay tuned to this station for further updates.

I AM GOING TO BEA DAD, I am scared out of my mind….. And it is GO time.