There I was in the middle of a fairly normal dream when all of a sudden I run it into Bob the Tomato and Larry the Cucumber from veggie tales. Weird right? I ask them what is going on and Bob leans in and says “We have something just for you”. Without any other warning Larry gut punches me.

I wake up in considerable pain and rush to the restroom.

This post and the last 3 hours of my life have been brought to you courtesy of the salad I had for lunch. See, try to eat healthy and this is what it gets me.

PS. I am dying, send help.