Dads crazy shopping list

My beloved and I have been talking about this ever since I became a father. It is at this time that I think I’m going to see if this actually turns into something or if it is just my luck. There seems to be a large number of times that I get to go pick up the odds and ends from the store. The most notable shopping list that I’ve had to date has been:
One chainsaw
petroleum jelly
soy sauce
trash bags
and diapers size 2.

So I thought I would reach out to the dad community as a whole and see if we could lift this banner high and show that we sometimes have to go pick some pretty crazy stuff.
So the following post will be the inaugural post of #crazydadshoppinglist.